10 things you would never hear me say

  1. Well it’s 9PM, I think I’m off to bed!
  2. April, will you cut the grass?
  3. Mmmmm… Steak!
  4. Let’s go workout! (Hopefully this one will change)
  5. No, I don’t want to go to Helen Fitzgeralds, I want to go to Waffle House!
  6. I think I’m gonna go out to the bar tonight.
  7. Man, migraines are awesome!
  8. I hate kids! I wish they would just shut up!
  9. Video games are so lame!
  10. I think I’m gonna skip my shower today!

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